i was saving this skill bonbon for later but something real actually happened to me

oserais-je vous parler de moi? oserais-je vous parler de moi? oserais-je vous parler de comment ça pique sur les joues de comment ça fait mal genre pour qui tu te prends, OLIVIER

je suis plutôt cadeau


cadeau alors:


"Snoring, Accidental Speech (from The Age of Wire and String, by no other but Mr. Ben Marcus, also known in some regions of my mind as "the greatest writer alive on this planet")

"SNORING, language disturbance caused by accidental sleeping, in which a person speaks in compressed syllables and bulleted syntax, often stacking several words over one another in a distemporal deliverance of a sentence. The snoring person can be stuffed with cool air to slow the delivery of its languagen but perspiration froths at key points on the hips and back when artificial air is introduced, and thus sleep becomes sketchy and riddled with noise. It is often best to cull the sleeper forth from static communication by responding to its snores with apneic barks-sounds produced without air. The effect of the barks is to isolate each aspect of the snore sound by slowing down the delivery-riding the the sleeper until the snore breaks into separate words. Decoders should seat on the bed and jostle the sleeper's stomach. This further dispatches the clusters that often form when the sleeper speaks all at once (snores). The decoder is then better able to decipher the word blocks. When analyzed, the messages are often simple. Pull me out, they say, the water has risen to the base of my neck".



(en quelque sorte de PS, il faut dire que j'ai écouté quelqu'un parler comme ça pendant une bonne partie des premières heures du premier janvier de cette année et que je n'ai pas compris le bon message, ou ce qu'il y avait autour, vous comprenez, il y a des langues où tout est histoire de contexte, et je ne suis pas décodeur je suis encodeur)