squid porn (ah ah)

"I read in the paper that the jellyfish population is exploding. At breakfast (Trey had lox and bagels delivered), Audrey announced that the total mass of giant squid on earth now exceeds that of human beings. She considers this good news. "If biology supplies consciousness with its basic structures, I can't help thinking that a tentacle-based consciousness will shake things up in an interesting way. Think of the philosophy, the literature, the films..."
"Whoa Nelly," said Trey. "You told me the squid uses the same hole for breathing, eating, and fucking. I do not want to read that love sonnet."
"That was the octopus."
"Though erectile tissue on the tentacle is def."
"That was the octopus."
"I got eight hard ones for you, baby."
"I'm not sure how many tentacles a giant squid - I need to do some research." Audrey's eyes were shining. She was going to get in on the ground floor of squid porn."

(Shelley Jackson, Half-Life, 351)